This was the best part. The other best part was listening to my wife gagging. I thought she was gonna lose her cookies on this one lol.

This was the best part. The other best part was listening to my wife gagging. I thought she was gonna lose her cookies on this one lol.

I would say something like this. What does that say about me?

I would say something like this. What does that say about me?

So excited to finally start watching this again. I can’t love this show enough. And on top of that I have Boardwalk Empire to watch, which is an equally great show. And it’s on at the same…. time… shit. I sense a life changing decision coming up.
Just kidding, I have DVR. Silly goose.

So excited to finally start watching this again. I can’t love this show enough. And on top of that I have Boardwalk Empire to watch, which is an equally great show. And it’s on at the same…. time… shit. I sense a life changing decision coming up.

Just kidding, I have DVR. Silly goose.

I’m looking forward to the new season of The Walking Dead. The first one was amazing. Even at 6 episodes I was hooked so this one ought to be amazing.

Unpolished Flash Writing - Zombie Warehouse (repost from old Eekles)

A quick flash writ­ing I came up with recently. It’s a rough draft so excuse the gram­mar mis­takes and just read it

Zom­bie Warehouse

I ran through the ware­house between the stack of crates. I’m pretty sure I could hear them behind me but I didn’t want to look. I just kept going. The fac­tory seemed like a pretty decent idea but there were just too many doors to bar. They ended up com­ing in while we tried to close all the doors. Poor Patrick. I hope they did a num­ber on him, I don’t want to have to see him later.

I was about to reach the cor­ner of the stacks when it came around the cor­ner. I came to a slid­ing stop and there was a slight moment where we made eye con­tact. I thought for a sec­ond that I saw a glimpse of human­ity behind that rot­ting face but he opened his mouth in gur­gled groan as blood ran out of his mouth. As I turned the other way I heard the sound of some­thing wet hit the concrete.

Okay bad idea, but I still have to give this fac­tory a try, there are plenty of places to go. Includ­ing up. So I started climb­ing. These crates gave me plenty of places to get a foothold. Easy climb. The prob­lem was what to do when I got to the top. I looked where I ran from and saw about 10 of them sham­bling down the aisle after me. They might be slow but they are relent­less. The drool­ing one reached for my feet in a pathetic attempt to grab my leg. He looked a bit aggra­vated to find noth­ing but thin air slip through his hun­gry fingers.

It didn’t take much to get to the top. I could see most of the ware­house from here. It was pretty large and held a lot of rows of crates and boxes. Plenty of ways to get around up here. Just a short hop could take me over the zom­bies below and onto the next row. I had to be care­ful though. A fall could eas­ily injure me from this height and the way this place is fill­ing up it wouldn’t mat­ter any­ways. Their food would fall from the sky right into their clutches.

Don’t mean to dis­ap­point but I don’t plan on going out that way guys. I could see a few doors around but they were closed. No guar­an­tee of escape there. 2 big dock doors were on the other side of the ware­house but one was closed and the other was let­ting this flood of undead flesh in. What to do, what to do.…

Then I saw it. A fork­lift was sit­ting a few rows down and there wasn’t any­thing around it. That could at least clear me a path till I got out­side. I’m not sure how it will hold up run­ning a bunch of dead peo­ple down but I had to give it a try. The dock door wasn’t far from it, I could just gun it and ram my way out of here. Hopefully.

I waited for a few for the mob below me to gather a lit­tle closer. The fur­ther away from the fork­lift they are the bet­ter. It was start­ing to reek in here too. Some­thing about the smell of rot­ting flesh just turns my stom­ach. Their screams and moans are echo­ing off the walls and a quick glance behind me shows me that they are start­ing to climb too. Shit.

It’s now or never I sup­pose. I leap across the gap onto the next row of crates. I eas­ily land on the top and con­tinue to the other side prepar­ing for my next jump. This one is going to be tricky. The next row is a bit taller than this one. So I’m going to have to jump and some­how catch my self on the side of that crate.

I look behind me and see a zom­bie crawl up the top of the last row I was on. It looks at me and starts shuf­fling towards me. He then steps right off the edge and falls down on top of the gath­er­ing crowd below. The groan­ing ambiance rises a bit as they try to col­lect them­selves from the falling zombie.

Back to the crates. I look care­fully and pick my spots where I’m going to catch myself with my feet and hands. I take a deep breath and make the leap. I hit the side of the crate and my foot slips out of where I was aim­ing for. I started to fall but was lucky enough to get a good grip with my hands. I can feel my heart beat­ing faster as I find my foot­ing. That was close.

The climb to the top was easy enough. And the fork­lift was only another row away, this one lower than the one I was on. I col­lect myself for a sec­ond and then make the leap onto the other row. There it is, the fork­lift, and hope­fully my savior.

To Be Continued… maybe….

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I can’t wait for this. It looks amazing.

danhacker:

Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare Debut Trailer 

Yes, zombies are played out in video games. However, zombies in the wild west is new territory that I can’t wait to explore. It’s one thing to take on zombies with automatic weapons, but when your only weapons are vintage pistols and shotguns. Now that’s real terror. Red Dead Redemption is an amazing game and this DLC will certainly get me back into playing that game again.

Looks frickin awesome!

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