Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
What goes clip clop BANG clip clop BANG clip clop BANG?
An amish drive by shooting
Two cows were standing in a field.
One cow said, “Moo”.
The other cow said, “Hey … I was going to say that.”
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
A skeleton walked into a bar. “What’ll it be?”, asked the bartender. “I’ll have a beer and a mop,” said the skeleton.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street.
Suddenly, one turns to the other and says, ‘Oh, shit, I think I lost an electron!’
The second one says ‘Are you sure?’
‘Yes, I’m positive!’
two rednecks are walking down a country road and come upon a dog licking his genitals. One redneck looks at the other and says “Gee, I sho wish i could do that.” The other responds “He’ll bite you.” say with accent for extra funniness